For Lovers Only–Abandoned Penn Hills Pocono Resort
Photo Courtesy Rich Zoeller aka THAT KID RICH
Photo Courtesy of Jennifer O’Malia
Welcome to JizzneyLand! Celebrated as the “Paradise of Pocono Pleasure” and “a place of unbridled passion”, the honeymoon resort known as Penn Hills catered to Swinging Young Couples. With tacky, lust inspired décor like round beds, heart-shaped whirlpool bathtubs, gaudy floor-to-ceiling shag carpeting, and mirrors on the ceiling, the Hotel California had nothing on this place!
Photo Courtesy of Adrienne Shellenberger aka GRAVE EXPECTATIONS
If these walls could talk they’d tell stories of love, infidelity, lust, corruption and Mob connections! As soon as I started posting pictures from this location on social media, I had several women reach out to tell me tales of visiting here with suave Italian “business men”, who owned fancy cars, printing shops, drop ship businesses, video distribution companies, and other undefinable “business interests”. Of course, no one wanted to be interviewed in detail “on the record”, but Billy D’Elia is the name that came up, in association with these men, several times as the three different women shared their stories with me.
Photo Courtesy of Katherine Rogers
Photo Courtesy of Jennifer O’Malia
Photo Courtesy of Katherine Rogers
While this location started as a tavern in 1944, the 500 acre resort grew to include skiing, golf, swimming, archery, ice skating, snowmobiling, tennis, an indoor game room, a massive dining hall, and a night/comedy club. The property also contained one cool historical feature–modernist streetlights from the 1964 World’s Fair.
World’s Fair Pavilion & Street Lights
1964 World’s Fair Street Light at Penn Hills
Photo Courtesy of Jennifer O’Malia
During its prime in the 1960s and 1970s, Penn Hills was so popular that reservations often had to be made months in advance. Anyone living in the Tri-State Area during the 1970s will remember the TV commercials with the slogan: “Penn Hills for lovers only. You’re never lonely at Penn Hills….. Just 90 minutes from New York City!”
Photo Courtesy of Jennifer O’Malia
Located in Analomink, Monroe County, Pennsylvania, the resort began its decline in the late 1980s, along with many of the resorts and hotels in that same region. Some blame the rising affordability of air travel at that time, coupled with the inexpensive packages available at all-inclusive resorts at destinations in countries like Mexico. Others say the resorts in the Poconos were built up in anticipation of legalized casino gambling in the state of Pennsylvania, which didn’t materialize as quickly as developers assumed it would.
Wedding Bell Shaped Pool
Photo Courtesy of Adrienne Shellenberger aka GRAVE EXPECTATIONS
Photo Courtesy of Jennifer O’Malia
For whatever reason, lovers visiting Penn Hills in the new millennium found the accommodations horrifying during the last few years that it was open. Consumer reviews from online travel sites definitely articulate how much the resort and its services deteriorated since its hey-days as a honeymoon destination spot. Consumers described a resort that was deserted and scary. They depict rooms that smelled moldy, contained outdated furniture, chipped paint and non-operational whirlpool tubs. Accommodations were full of bugs, stains, and littered with graffiti containing slogans such as “We got screwed at Penn Hills”. They also claimed that the drinks at the bar were watered down, the food was barely edible and the property was literally falling apart. Reviews say that the wood on the buildings was rotting, the pool was peeling, the tennis courts had potholes, archery targets were no longer standing upright, and most of the buildings looked abandoned.
Photo Courtesy Rich Zoeller aka THAT KID RICH 
Photo Courtesy of Katherine Rogers
Photo Courtesy of Jennifer O’Malia
Photo Courtesy of Adrienne Shellenberger aka GRAVE EXPECTATIONS
When Penn Hills co-founder, Frances Paolillo died in 2009 at the age of 102, the resort closed less than two months later. According to multiple internet sources, the workers’ final paychecks were never issued. The Monroe County Tax Claim Bureau reported that Penn Hills owed about $1.1 million in back taxes and was on a payment plan since 2006 to defray that debt. Portions of the property were sold at tax sale. In June of 2013, the remaining parcel was purchased for $25,000 at a repository sale by Penn Resort Investment, LLC, based in Jim Thorpe. According to newspaper reports, Stroud Township officials have been trying to get the new owners to secure the property.
Photo Courtesy of Adrienne Shellenberger aka GRAVE EXPECTATIONS
Since declining into a state of abandonment, the resort, which was already in serious disrepair, has fallen victim to copper thieves, flooding, vandalism, and recent fires. According to newspaper reports from December 2014, there have been a total of 98 instances requiring a police response at the resort since its closure, because of suspicious circumstances, burglary, and theft. Stroud Township says if the current owners don’t cooperate, the township could eventually demolish the old resort and put a lien on the property.
Photo Courtesy of Katherine Rogers
Photo Courtesy Rich Zoeller aka THAT KID RICH
Photo Courtesy of Jennifer O’Malia
Photo Courtsey of Adrienne Shellenberger aka GRAVE EXPECTATIONS
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Some of My Own Photos From That Location:
The Laugh with Abandonment Comedy Club
The Abandoned Gift Shop
The Abandoned Skating Rink
Guest Rooms (some don’t seem totally “abandoned”)
Abandoned Indoor Pool (no, that’s not ice)
Abandoned Indoor Poolside Bar
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in california, sometimes this kind of thing is taken over by the state as a ‘park’
I grew up not far from Penn hills on Alpine Mountain (another Poconos tragedy). I worked for Penn hills for two days in about 1998, but didn’t go back because it smelled and was dark and dingy. While volunteering with General ambulance corps, I went on a call there when a ceiling mirror fell on a couple in bed. Luckily they were not injured! Shortly before it’s close, my father worked there as maintenance. The reason it was in such disrepair was because Frances’ son ran it, but didn’t care to put money into it. He wouldn’t or couldn’t close it while she was still alive. The so called heated pool heater was broken, and my father was told not to fix it.
I grew up not far from Penn hills on Alpine Mountain (another Poconos tragedy). I worked for Penn hills for two days in about 1998, but didn’t go back because it smelled and was dark and dingy. While volunteering with General ambulance corps, I went on a call there when a ceiling mirror fell on a couple in bed. Luckily they were not injured! Shortly before it’s close, my father worked there as maintenance. The reason it was in such disrepair was because Frances’ son ran it, but didn’t care to put money into it. He wouldn’t or couldn’t close it while she was still alive. The so called heated pool heater was broken, and my father was told not to fix it.
I grew up in Luzerne County for the first seventeen years of my life. I’M really enjoying your site. I so love nostalgia. One of the coolest memories I had was going to the merry go round out at Harvey’s Lake. And then we’d have the most greasiest French fries in the world. Some years ago I was visiting my father in Florida and we went to a place called Old Town. That same carousel from Hanson’s Amusement park from Harvey’s Lake was there on loan. Then my dad said he remembers riding the carousel when it was powered by steam with his father. Some places are still keeping some history alive, which is really great!